Pineapple and Other Options

Repertoire 25–26 · Contemporary drama

Pineapple and Other Options

An unexpected argument for staying alive and continuing the work.

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Cast3 to 4 performers
Running time2 hours, including one intermission
StagingFlexible
GenreContemporary drama
RightsUpstage Left Press
Synopsis

On a stormy day, a woman recovering from breast cancer calls a crisis hotline. As a new volunteer tries to keep her talking, Helen slips into a dream encounter with Elizabeth “Betsy” English Pennington, whose own history of capture, cultural displacement, education, and survival becomes an unexpected argument for staying alive and continuing the work.

Staging & Technical

Flexible contemporary and dream spaces. Helen’s studio apartment and AJ’s hotline station form the practical base. A life-sized Venus de Milo image or sculpture and a tall ladder are important visual elements. Lighting, sound, projections, and dream imagery support transitions. Jan may be live or recorded, allowing a 3- or 4-performer production.

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Characters

The company behind Pineapple and Other Options

Helen40s to 60s. Recovering from breast cancer; depressed, cynical, and wickedly smart.
AJ40s to 60s. Retired social worker and new crisis-line volunteer.
JanCrisis-line supervisor; may be performed live, offstage, or recorded.
Elizabeth "Betsy" English PenningtonHistorical figure who appears in Helen's dream.